Wednesday, August 26, 2015

That's a Bummer

A mother/son conversation while doing laundry this morning:

"Hey Mom?"

"Yeah Max?"

"Being a male bird-eating spider is a real bummer, because a few days after he impresses the female, they mate and then she kills and eats him."

I love so many things about this kid, perhaps most of all that he described the above process as "a real bummer."

I can't believe I ever hoped he'd be a girl.