A mother/son conversation while doing laundry this morning:
"Hey Mom?"
"Yeah Max?"
"Being a male bird-eating spider is a real bummer, because a few days after he impresses the female, they mate and then she kills and eats him."
I love so many things about this kid, perhaps most of all that he described the above process as "a real bummer."
I can't believe I ever hoped he'd be a girl.
